It's confession time: I'm shitty with names. I am. I apologize for it; I don't know why this is. Faces I'm great with; I can remember a...

I hear that every so often. I also hear: “Mr. Crankypants”; or, “Well, fine, but *I* liked it.” And my favorite: “Someone needs a nap.”...

So that's what I heard right after I heard “You may experience death.” I believe I can be excused from not hearing the correct term:...

You have 15 minutes to complete this exam. Each question is worth 5 points. Use only a number two pencil. Cheaters will be waterboarded....

SPOILER: I do NOT endorse physical violence as a way of solving issues. I may (occasionally) casually or sarcastically remark that...

Someone somewhere should do a study that investigates the premise that gay folks are more prone to being dimwits, psychopaths, liars, and...

Yes, I know people have been talking about this for weeks now. You don’t have to read this, okay? But I’m gonna chime in anyhow because...

There's a scene in “Terminator II” when the good version of Schwarzenegger's killer cyborg picks up a toddling two-year-old and holds it...

This memory running around in my head is a man I met briefly in 2003; a nurse named Salvatore who worked in the Italian Red Cross...

“Multiple Chemical Sensitivity; in broad terms it means an unusually severe sensitivity or allergy-like reaction to many different kinds...

Congressman Tim Huelskamp (R- KS) writes on his page that: "The Second Amendment is non-negotiable. The right to bear arms is a right,...

This rant is much too late, considering the time passed since Columbine. But I will throw it out there anyway. It comes to a point where...